Monday, 4 February 2013

Shmalentines Day.....(puke)



Get the sick bag ready, in case you haven't noticed all the pink shit everywhere, its almost that time of year again......valentines day (uueeerrrggghhh)

What a load of bollocks.  I hate it. Cant bear it.

People seem to use it as a license to offend my eyes with their PDA causing my face and body to fall into a cringe induced spasm.  Company's use it to subject us to 3 weeks of fluffy pink crap branded with hearts and shiz lining the shelves and window displays (i hate pink), whilst restaurants use it as an excuse to triple their prices.

So, here is my alternative.

And no, im not a woman scorned.

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